I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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