Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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