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  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:35pm

    you know what would be funny... if some one set this guys pants on fire and put him on some random doorstep.

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:48pm

    Please fuck me Jeff

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:44pm

    Oh I get it. Normally defecating in your unmentionables leads to a day that is not usually considered good by regular standards, but this person's day turned out to be quite memorable considering the earlier circumstances. - Jeff

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:39pm

    happened to me last week while walking out the door to work.. it was perfect.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:13pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because pooping your pants would ruin most peoples whole day but his turned out pretty good after all! -Jeff

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:10am

    Jeff, you're the best!

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:43pm

    Charles Rutherford says: nothing spells walk-of-shame better than shitting ur pants.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:35pm

    How old are these people that shit their pants?

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:10pm

    The only thing worse than an unemployed blackie is a monkey in office!

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:02pm

    Joker, shit scars suck. So do the masturbation ones.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:38pm

    Probably dumb broke nigs

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:50am

    I fuck small animals. Love, Roxy

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:09pm

    These pretzels are making me shit my pants

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:40pm

    CHIPOTLE makes it burn sooooi good!

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:21pm

    Craig Owens be triflin'

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:06am

    I swear to god my friend did this last week!

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:51am

    I fuck Bacon Guy in the ass and then drink Roxy's menstrual blood. Crispy

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:26pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:15am

    11.44 classic, try submitting that!

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:50pm

    First... From the top

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:25pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks you should lay off the Chipotle,

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:22am

    That's Quacktastick!!

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:57pm

    More so than Keith, Jeff is the least attractive male name. -Not Jeff

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:29pm

    Oh, I get it! The anonymity of TFLN makes people strive for individuality by giving themselves gimmicks. This results in me, the Joker, Crispy, pretzel guy, bacon guy, Roxy, in the face guy, etc. Said gimmicks validate our lives. -Jeff

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:32pm

    I vote people stop posting about shit so much and get back to slutty girls talking about getting dick.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:13pm

    The day can only go up from shittin your pants

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:03pm

    Everyone has been shitting their pants lately.

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:00pm

    Why are so many people giving jeff a hard time there's alot worse trolls on this site and I think he's funnier then alot of these texts

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:14pm

    Nice try Jeff, but your grammer still wasn't top notch. Trying too hard . . .

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:34am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:59pm

    That's cool, but I wouldn't shit my pants.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:07pm

    Jeff, look, I posted that already. No need to copy. - Jeff

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:52pm

    Moderators are fucked. This is garbage.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:06pm

    Hahaha Jeff I keep imagining Sheldon from big bang theory saying your posts. I'm laughing so hard. Fuck you Jeff haters

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:59am

    11:23, I'm a slutty girl that wants some dick. Love, Roxy

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:35pm

    That's Quacktastic!!

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:48pm

    It would be better for all of us if you would change your pants.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:37am

     bacon is bad for me

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:44pm

    I'm not racist I have a black guy hanging from my family tree

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:21pm

    It's not due till tuesday

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:53pm

    I enjoy Charles mangina -Jeff

  • 33 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:01pm

    Bacon/pretzel guy ftw Jeff FTL Crispy somewhere in the middle. And this text is crappy.

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:25pm

    Obama smells like crack and KFC!

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:24pm

    Nice..tfln gets a theme so everyone has to post with it..I shit my pants,but..blah blah blah..

  • 33 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:51am

    Do you shit your pants too Roxy? I've never met an adult who does.

  • 41 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:43pm

    Bickeda bam no shit stains on my undies.