we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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