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dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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