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  • 106 38
    Submitted by squibkick on Jul 9, 10 at 11:13pm
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    Give it back to your sister.

  • 83 30
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 9, 10 at 11:07pm
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    Someones been beating around the bush.

  • 82 34
    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:37am
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    Surprise! It's called sex!

  • 76 28
    Submitted by laughinga_lot on Jul 9, 10 at 10:06pm
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    flick it off thenn..

  • 66 34
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 9, 10 at 10:43pm
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    It was mine. Don't you remember playing "Whose Pube?" last night?

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 10 at 10:40pm
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    This may be a long shot buuuut, do u like your girls scruffy?

  • 49 36
    Submitted by elizabeth89 on Jul 9, 10 at 11:17pm
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    Chewbacca. That is all.

  • 41 29
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 10, 10 at 4:02am
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    Possibility: he only has sex with hairless chicks, so he assumes it must be another guy, and this is disturbing for him. Boring text; this guy is a pussy.

  • 46 43
    Submitted by billy2 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:27pm
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    How does he know it's not his? \nDid he inspect it?

    • 28 42
      Submitted by Lexifer on Jul 9, 10 at 10:45pm
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      I was wondering that too.

      • 24 52
        Submitted by laughinga_lot on Jul 9, 10 at 10:58pm
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        maybe a different color? haha ginger maybe

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 9, 10 at 11:12pm
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    How can you not know who's it was and/or why it's not yours?

  • 28 27
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 10, 10 at 5:50am
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    Maybe it was a different color, that's how you can tell.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 9, 10 at 11:03pm
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    Ha there would be 69 liked

  • 27 31
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 10, 10 at 7:40am
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    Cool story bro.

  • 29 36
    Submitted by gaterhog on Jul 10, 10 at 2:11am
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    Lmao @ squibkick

  • 23 29
    Submitted by flymikemc on Jul 10, 10 at 6:57pm
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    Ahh, Chewbacca. Got to love the Chewbacca line from southpark. lol

  • 28 39
    Submitted by jammastafresh03 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:54am
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    Might be time to shave buddy

  • 28 40
    Submitted by yomomasmoma on Jul 10, 10 at 3:43am
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    I'm sure your sister doesn't want it back just get rid of it

  • 22 29
    Submitted by vmv on Jul 10, 10 at 1:53am
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    Give it back to ur mom

  • 26 37
    Submitted by chastine on Jul 10, 10 at 12:28am
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    Lol that was so funny

  • 28 42
    Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Jul 10, 10 at 8:53am
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    Probably an anal hair!

  • 32 50
    Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 10, 10 at 2:19am
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    And your point is?

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Nmartz on Jul 10, 10 at 1:13am
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    What's the problem with that?

  • 32 50
    Submitted by zwuang on Jul 9, 10 at 11:21pm
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    How could u tell, was it from a firecrotch?

  • 20 27
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 10, 10 at 4:37am
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    And you're checking why?..

  • 25 38
    Submitted by emilycaitlin on Jul 10, 10 at 3:05am
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    That's so dumb. Like who the hell would text that to someone. \nUuhm no one.

  • 28 45
    Submitted by lane6 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:36pm
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    lol rorix08.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by BettitaR on Jul 10, 10 at 12:32am
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    Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

  • 29 50
    Submitted by thenoble on Jul 11, 10 at 2:33am
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    It's all downhill from here.

  • 20 36
    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 10, 10 at 5:13am
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    soooo, i have to ask...did you count all your pubes? i mean, you could have just found that missing one that wandered off earlier...

  • 20 37
    Submitted by all_nighter on Jul 10, 10 at 2:02am
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    this is a boring text. who voted for this?

  • 20 38
    Submitted by sassydoc9 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:56pm
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    Color?

  • 22 43
    Submitted by xxxcroninxxx on Jul 10, 10 at 3:29am
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    That's what you get for docking

  • 9 18
    Submitted by Hutch8429 on Jun 4, 11 at 7:29pm
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    are you sure it wasnt from someones butt cheecks?

  • 17 35
    Submitted by katyboo_332 on Jul 16, 10 at 3:26am
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    Maybe you should give my mom a break.

  • 17 35
    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 10, 10 at 9:55am
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    WOOO party!

  • 22 45
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 10, 10 at 12:40am
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    Hat an accomplishment! You should put that on your job applications! Claps for you my friend, you are a true hero

  • 17 38
    Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 11, 10 at 7:28am
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    I'm sick

  • 17 43
    Submitted by mattias on Jul 10, 10 at 1:59am
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    Brlooooooooooorch. Sry, just had a case of I don't wanna know. Ps. Woopdie doo, who gives a shit. PPS. Give it back.

  • 19 48
    Submitted by goblue08 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:58pm
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    Groossssssssssssss!

  • 16 47
    Submitted by O____o on Jul 10, 10 at 1:43am
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    Win.

  • 31 81
    Submitted by aarong811 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:04pm
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    Someone is a homosexual.

    • 23 32
      Submitted by Rorix08 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:17pm
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      You know that women have pubic hair too, right?

      • 30 30
        Submitted by EnergyTurtle on Jul 10, 10 at 4:14am
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        Whaaat, you didn't know that body hair is inherently masculine?