ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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