New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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