Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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