If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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