I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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