Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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