I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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