Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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