You can't motorboat a personality
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm wearing men's underwear
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