Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize