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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:55am

    is unicorn code for something?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:59pm

    Unicorns and shrooms go together so well.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:56am

    I was at a halloween party in Dallas back in '92 and a guy came in wearing a leather unicorn outfit. it showed as much of him as it did the unicorn. You didn't really want to know.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:22am

    The "you don't even know" part makes it. Fucking unicorns FTW.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:31pm

    Sweet! This is 8:56. I was one too. I'm retired for now. Ultimate blast!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:56pm

    What kind of unicorn? One you hallucinated or a girl who will actually hook up with a couple for a threesome, called a unicorn because so many couples want that and they're so hard to find that no one is sure they exist.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:02am

    8:58, I love that you noticed the Oberlin area code. That stuck out for me too. But the person I was thinking of doesn't have an area code there any more.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:09pm

    Please party with me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:57pm

    Would've been funnier if it read "I'm partying with a unicorn you don't even know."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:34pm

    If you're a swinger, then you know what a unicorn is. Everyone else is just a poser.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:00am

    You dont even know makes this statement funny DANE COOK LINE ahahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:56pm

    Would've been funnier if it read "I'm partying with a unicorn you don't even know."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 7:50pm

    was this from Athens Halloween??? 15 of us dressed up like unicorns.

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    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 20, 10 at 8:48pm

    where are you!?!?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:28pm

    Haha. 440? I swear this must have came from Jeremy B.!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:55am

    unicorns and leprechauns baby ಠ_ಠ

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:40pm

    This Jeremy has always had a bizarre fascination with unicorns. And he's J Bo...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:19am

    omg i LOVE unicorns!! i have one named frank, sometimes we go running in a fields and he falls in his own shit and i have to hose him off. we also shit pixie dust together! its some crazy shit! but yeah unicorns have the craziest parties! i hope u had fun! call frank he LOVES to party.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:29pm

    ^^^ for the win or fck the world ^^^

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    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 18, 10 at 12:07pm

    I'm fcking your mom so hard. You don't even know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:58pm

    No, this could be from oberlin, where this is legitimately at least one person who owns and occasionally parties in a unicorn costume. PAR FOR THE COURSE. Of course, it could also have been Jeremy B, if we're thinking of the same Jeremy B, but I'm not sure he can spell unicorn. No offense, J Bu.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:29pm

    8:56: I'll have you know, I'm a "unicorn!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:33am

    fuck! my unicorn got out again! he's addicted to partying

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Nov 1, 12 at 12:36am

    Ke$ha?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:00am

    FTW? For the wolf? A collar? Fot the wolf?