love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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