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  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:43am

    Hey 1:05, listen, nobody calls it "Jizz" anymore okay? Please update your lexicon.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:23pm

    530 is a large area.....

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:50am

    I know for a fact this is a Chico text. Davis couldn't handle that shit.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:46pm

    So was there any tag team action or not?

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:35pm

    You are a wonderful friend!

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:01am

    1st poster - you're on the wrong site if you're looking for morals. Chill, it's all in good fun.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:18am

    haha norcal ftw. what if it was a text from chico to davis or vice versa?

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:59am

    Who invited Planned Parenthood?? (1st post)

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:08am

    keep your beliefs to yourself. thats why they are YOUR beliefs. haha its not everyone elses fault you dont get laid.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:18am

    2 second jizzability? sounds like a win. still doesn't beat multiple orgasms!!

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:21pm

    I've gotten this text a few times... gotta love living in davis!!!!!

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:06am

    This is Chico for sure. It's pretty much the sluttiest town ever.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:14am

    i vote that it's from woodland.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:44am

    its from the dirty, woodland

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:37pm

    I vote it's from Red Bluff.... Rather, I vote it's from the people now living in Chico from Red Bluff.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:01pm

    whoooo dirty 5-30! suuuuuch a Chico text

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:34am

    Was this Hulk Hogan ?

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:40am

    Chico is where Davis girls go when they want to get stupid

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:18am

    someone needs to chill out.. oh, and that's something a friend has said to me too. haha.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:02am

    Then u haven't been to davis

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:10am

    Anonymous @ 1:05AM: Do you look at yourself in the mirror to "jizz" for two seconds?

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:01am

    All caps = meaningless.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:52am

    530 Represent, haha.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:54am

    I think someone is JEALOUS! And you should respect YOURself before you type out "jizz"

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:44am

    soooo dirty five thirty...

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:33am

    Yay for the Davis region...its a bunch of cow-towns...what do you expect? We're bored!

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:17am

    who are you to say if someone respects their body or not? If they wanna have sex with a bunch of people then that is THEIR choice.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:51pm

    If your cummin in two seconds dude you really need to get laid once in a while, maybe then you wouldnt be on a website like this telling other people that you've never met before if they respect thier bodies or not. by the way i WISH i could find a girl interested in tag teams. so dont make the few that are interested self-consious about it.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:54am

    hellz ya, dirty 5-30!!

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:28am

    Oh Chico.... give me my soul back.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:01pm

    Weird. I have gotten the first half of this text exactly on a night when the 2nd half was implied.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:05am

    THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:17pm

    I agree, this HAS to be Chico

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:45am

    Oh hell, this WOULD be from 530.