We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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