Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
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Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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