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  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:30am
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    heard this before...poser. lame.

  • 59 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:02pm
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    wow very nice its texts like this no one cares about

  • 55 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:01pm
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    I didn't even think this one was that funny...

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:50pm
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    well 1:01, i thought this was hilarious. so there

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:30pm
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    Oh my god, this text describes my life.

  • 55 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:13am
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    Nalgene of water, 2 ibuprofen. fixed.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:41am
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    hahah i hate that feeling in the morning! but i'm always too lazy to get out of bed to cure it

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:56pm
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    We get too excited... and your pants are lose. Its science.

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:06am
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    either this is from a movie or I've seen it on here before

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:45am
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    omg we drank sooooooooooo much boones farm last night roflmao!!!1

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:02pm
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    i wish i was not from the GTA after reading this lame shit

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:43am
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    11:25, have for sure been hung over. mixing wine and liquor will always result in a hangover... unless you drink the same volume of water or more and take advil.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:25am
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    11:13 has never been truly hung-over.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by candhearts on Aug 20, 10 at 12:58pm
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    Adderall...

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:44pm
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    Hippies are disgusting creatures.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:23pm
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    makes me happy I moved away from the GTA.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:21pm
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    shits lame, but ya 905! woot!

  • 35 41
    Submitted by kitty777 on Oct 16, 10 at 9:58am
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    2:44, go swallow some bleach and fuck yourself.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:33am
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    I shit a squirrel, and actual squirrel