I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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