Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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