I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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