Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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