I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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