Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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