Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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