Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I know her cup size but not her name....
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