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    Submitted by whiskeygirl42 on Dec 9, 11 at 4:34pm

    ...Yeah... Hate to break it to you, but you're not a porn star-worthy stud. You're just another customer/enabler of sexual trafficking. AND SANTA ISN'T REAL EITHER.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 10, 11 at 12:46am

      You take that back! Santa is too real.

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    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Dec 9, 11 at 9:09pm

    Yeah, that would be a pimp with his merchandise. That would make You John.

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    Submitted by DJDWHIZZLE on Dec 10, 11 at 2:02pm

    id have to expect the girl first. as in blood tests

  • 52 59
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 10, 11 at 1:07pm

    in Soviet Russia hookers pay you!!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by shellsbells on Dec 9, 11 at 3:32pm

    I dated a Russian before,his parents came to Chicago from Russia,scared the crud out of me!

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    Submitted by Topher_85 on Dec 10, 11 at 12:05pm

    Russians have this attitude where they think its ok to do/say whatever the fuck they want.