didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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