Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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