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  • 80 51
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 24, 11 at 9:30pm

    He's there to add a little security.

    • 43 39
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 9:49pm

      but he only plays a small part in it all

  • 78 49
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 4:11pm

    oh god his patdown would look like he's reaching to pluck fruit off a high branch....his metal detecting wand would look like harry potter fending off a horny hulk

    • 48 42
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 24, 11 at 4:18pm

      Hahaha... You just made my day!

  • 55 48
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 24, 11 at 7:10pm

    they use him for the cavity searches...no need to bend over

    • 48 43
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 7:13pm

      he could take a stepladders and jump up my ass!

    • 54 49
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 7:15pm

      he could take a stepladder and jump up my ass!..could pretend he's defeating HAL9000

    • 41 50
      Submitted by porksword on Dec 24, 11 at 9:32pm

      ....you might feel a little discomfort....

  • 56 50
    Submitted by cocorocoloco on Dec 24, 11 at 2:17pm

    wish i knew what airport this is at!

    • 52 49
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 24, 11 at 5:18pm

      Probably Tampa, or Sarasota-Bradenton. 941 is Manatee County, which is just south of Tampa and includes Bradenton and Sarasota.

      • 48 43
        Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Dec 24, 11 at 6:51pm

        right.. but 50/50 he's at his destinations airport?

        • 50 42
          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 7:12pm

          why wouldn't you drop into Tampa and take the skyway to Sarasota?

  • 55 49
    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 24, 11 at 7:43pm

    As if those bastards weren't scary enough

  • 54 57
    Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 24, 11 at 4:37pm

    nunubeast- that was amazingly awesome!!

  • 21 22
    Submitted by nilesf1 on Sep 7, 13 at 10:02pm

    Fits conveniently into most overhead storage compartments (for when it powers down at night)