I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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