can we get nightvision for the apartment?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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