You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
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He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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