Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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