I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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