Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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