idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
one might say we're banned from that church
our cab driver is having phone sex.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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