i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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