There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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