dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize