she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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