Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My feet surprised me
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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