So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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