I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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