god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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