He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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