that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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